As you might know I have been serving as a Children's Pastor. Well kids love jokes, and I thought I would lighten up the mood a little and share some of my recent discoveries. ENJOY!
Q: If 20 monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
A: Twenty after one!
Q: What kind of key doesn't open a door?
A: A monkey!
Q: What did the banana say to the monkey?
A: Nothing. Bananas don't talk!
Q: Where does a 2,000 lb. gorilla sit when he's tired?
A: Anywhere he wants!
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